How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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