and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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