I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
should my penis look like a turkey
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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