How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
