your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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