The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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