Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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