Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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