why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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