nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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