I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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