Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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