I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
im holly from the hills drunk
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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