Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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