I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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