I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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