The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Buhtt sex?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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