You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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