There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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