But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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