Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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