I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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