my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
so much tequila, so little girl.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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