Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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