Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
