Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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