dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So here I am, sexting at work.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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