it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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