Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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