Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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