I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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