What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
We are two peas in an std pod
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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