Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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