420 ftw
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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