Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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