dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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