I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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