your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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