but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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