What did we do last night that was yellow?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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