brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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