your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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