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so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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