I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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