Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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