You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
last night I used snow as a chaser
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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