3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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