Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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