i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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