Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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