We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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