Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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