you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
you will always have a special place in my vag
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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